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Doggy Halloween

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Rednecks return from hunting

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- Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
- You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
- You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
- You think you are an entrepreneur because of the “Dirt for Sale” sign in the front yard.
- You’re still scalping tickets after the concert is

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- You’re running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry.
- The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat.
- You’ve just been selected for jury duty and you want to get use to sitting with a large group of people.
- The collection plate is never

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- A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
- Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- Reading while sunbathing makes you well-

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One more use for duct tape

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Her ass is weird

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How not to make a karate video

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One Scary Baby

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Smart shopper

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