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A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer’s garden. “I’ll give you my two pennies for that tomato,” said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine.
“No,” said the farmer, “I get a dime for a tomato like that one.”
The small boy pointed
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Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by
a policeman who said, “What do you think you are doing? What if you have an accident?”
The priests say, “Don’t worry, my son. Jesus is with us.”
The policeman says, “In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed to
ride on a motorcycle.”
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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “My dad taught me.”
“Good! Can you tell me what comes after three.”
“Four,” answers little Johnny.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven.”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a good job. What comes after ten?”
“A
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An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”.
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will
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A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk “do you live here?” “Yep”. “Would you like me to help you upstairs?” “Yep”. When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked “Is this your floor?” “Yep”.
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Sprite and Sweettarts
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How did they manage that?
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Hot air ballon
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Hamster Dance
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Overloaded
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