Whimsical Haven

Beauty is only skin deep

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Lift this shirt

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Be careful what you wish for

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The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read:
“I’m the Boss!”
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a
note to the sign

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This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the

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What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

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