A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker.
“I win!” said Johnson.
Henderson threw down his cards. “That’s it! I’ve had it! Johnson is cheating!!!”
“How can you tell?” Phillips asked.
“Those aren’t the cards I dealt him!”
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Pirate Blackbeard’s ship license had expired so he went into the shipping license office and got a new one, but on the new one he needed an updated photo of himself.
So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer’s room and asked to have his photo taken. The photographer obliged and said, “Ok,
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Do you want to go to heaven?
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What were they thinking
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David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station.
After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost.
Well, he thought for a second and realized that other people must have done the same
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Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, “We don’t serve your kind in here.”
One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, “Why not? We’re cultured individuals.”
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A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, “You shouldn’t be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal.”
The pirate says, “Arr, it’s ok, he’s had his shots.”
Then the bartender says, “I was talking to the parrot!”
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Corporate Life
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The new doctor
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Hello Matron
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