A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
“Sorry I can’t serve you,” states the barman.
“Why not?!” asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.
“You’re under 18,” replies the barman.
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- When your friend tells you all about his Cressida V6 and you reply “Yeah, I had V5, and it was full of bugs!”
- When driving you see a license plate with the letters DSR, and you feel compelled to touch your bumper to the other car to see if you can raise CD.
- When you are counting objects ”
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A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.
The boys’ mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she
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Yoda Halloween Dog Costume
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Drunk Driving test
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Spirit Squad
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Dear Mother and Dad:
It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing and am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, please sit down. You are not to read any further unless you
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What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?
1. How much money do you have?
2. Where can you get more?
3. Do you have anything you can sell?
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Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The balance are documented case histories.
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There’s an interesting new
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Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.
One signs to the other, ‘Boy was my wife mad at me last night. She went on and on and wouldn’t stop!’
The other Buddy says, ‘When my wife goes off on me I just don’t listen.’
‘How do you do that?’ says the other.
‘It’s easy! I turn
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All Nude College
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